Frequently Asked Questions?   

Are they made in the USA?  

Yes Bumper nuts are made in Florida. We are proud to make our products in the United States of America.

This is hilarious, I cant believe this is real.  Do people really display these?

Yes,  Check out Our Guestbook and you will see many people showing off their nuts.

Do they come with hair?

No.  We do not have any nuts customized with hair. Ewe!!!!

How long does it take to ship my nuts?

 We send bumper nuts postal priority so anywhere from 1 to 5 days, unless we are on backorder (which will be posted).

I need these nuts tomorrow, can you send them overnight?

Yes!!!!  Simply choose the overnight option when you checkout. 

Do you ship Global? 

Yes, We ship Global.  We ship the nuts Priority so they will get to you in 4 to 6 days. It is very affordable.  We are quite popular in the Netherlands, Australia, the United Kingdom, and Canada!!  Be the first in your neighborhood to get your nuts.

Will you ever have female anatomy?

No we do not plan on carrying the woman's body parts.